Wisdom

My first week of work is over, and now I am WISER. Yes, that's Working In a Safe Environment Responsibly. It makes up for that fact that last time I was here, I ended up getting my wisdom teeth removed shortly thereafter. (No, it wasn't a complication of south LA, just scheduling by my momma.)

I flew to Houston on Wednesday for an intern event, and SURPRISE! I still hate Houston. If I am ever in Houston, expect me to pick up enough hobos to be able to be in the HOV lane. I love my H-town friends, but just don't expect me to drive or be a non-complaining passenger.

I plan to do some M-Day weekend shopping because I'm an adult and can do almost anything I want. I'll post descriptions and/or pictures of my awesome things. I also love being an adult because I can do things like watch House without pants on. Sorry Kay, get used to things of this nature next year. I'm trying to find a sign to steal borrow that clearly states that 2520 117 is a No Pants Zone. I'm learning all sorts of safety procedures to take out of context to justify this area. I think it'll be required as Personal Protection Equipment (PPE) so that no one gets in the full bladder situation where you can't get your pants unbuttoned. I wish that evil on no one.

Oh, and I WANT MY FRIENDS TO RETURN TO THE USA ASAP. KTHXBYEEEEEEEE.

xoxox
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